Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Predictions Week 5: July 14-16

Local Crime Story:
It doesn't fall into any of our catagories, but a man was sent to the hospital after being pistol-whipped during a robbery Saturday afternoon. The robbery occured at Carmen's Gift Shop on Main Street in Springfield. See, there are other uses for a gun besides shooting people.

Weather Report for the Weekend:
HOT! Highs in the 90's. Lows at night in the high 60's to around 70. Gonna be lots of sweaty, cranky people this weekend!

Death Commish's Prediction:
We're coming into the hazy, crazy days of summer. I'm predicting some action this weekend.

1 stabbing, 4 shootings, 1 fatality.

3 Comments:

Blogger Liz said...

predictions for L: 2 stabbings, 3 shootings, 1 fatality

7/13/2006 9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Predictions for MIA are as follows...
2 stabings, 1 shooting, 1 fatality

7/13/2006 2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am hoping for at least two fatalities this weekend, I've got window chalk coming out of my butt and I need to move the product. So if you are in the market to display your R.I.P. on your civic please swing by your walgreens in beautiful Mason Square open 7 days 7am to midnight(we don't have the balls to go 24hrs).

7/15/2006 7:45 AM  

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